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‘A private medical issue’- Like privately pumping up your biceps, Ryan Braun?

Poor Ryan Braun. Getting asterix jokes when allllllll he’s trying to do is take medication for a “private medical issue.”

I’m sorry, Ryan, but syphilis meds don’t show up on a juice test.

Was that mean?

I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that, Ryan. Let’s give you the benefit of the doubt.

Because that way, we can drag this out a bit.

I mean, if it were me, the medical issue wouldn’t be so “private.” I mean, I don’t think my name would look pretty next to a big, giant asterix. But, whatever, Ryan Braun. I’m sure it’s a perfectly normal, non-syphillis illness.

And I’m sure a big baseball star like you sooooooo can’t afford doctors that understand medicine and its impact on steroid testing.

And I’m sure that, if a full investigation finds you guilty of juicing, our judicial system will hold you fully accountable- with hefty consequences.

Oh… wait…


  1. Paul Danahy
    December 19, 2011 at 1:51 pm

    Tell it like it is SOXY !

  2. FireDannyAinge
    December 19, 2011 at 5:14 pm

    I don’t see why we can’t give him a chance. Maybe he didn’t cheat. Maybe MLB is full of idiots letting information slip out even when there is a gag order.

    When the so called information about Ortiz leaked out MLB stood on stage with him and refused to confirm or deny that he tested positive. There is a reason that we eventually will find out why they stood on stage with Ortiz but did not stand on stage with A-Rod.

    Maybe it’s me but until MLB gets their act together I am taking everything with a grain of salt.

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