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Lauren meets Kevin Youkilis

I am in Durham and Kevin Youkilis is here and our eyes met and i might be hysterical.

I just took a picture of Kevin Youkilis stretching….


Don’t worry. I took close ups with the other camera. I think my boyfriend is uncomfortable. Um.

But it is Kevin Youkilis, you guys! I wish I wasn’t already blasted. Am I crying? Maybe.



It is starwars night at the Durham bulls athletic park but who cares because Kevin Youkilis is here? Oh. And chew baca threw a pitch. But whatever. Kevin Youkilis is here.

I talked to the paw sox manager. He says youk looks great. I said, yep. He says, you know he is taken right? I say, oh, me too, pointing to Matt, who is far away. He says- mmhmmm. I just got mmhmmed by the paw sox coach, you guys! But is doesn’t matter because youk is here! So is matsui – for the bulls- but who cares?

You know. Because youk is HERE.


This is how close I am to the fricking bullpen.

Matt went to get beer. It is probably because of my teenagebieberesque girl scream I let out a second ago.

Jose Iglesias is here. And before the game, I ate a cheese sandwich with Ryan Lavarnway. But really. Who cares? Youkilis is here. Jose is batting. But I am still screaming 20. Maybe this is way my new red six friends are sitting far away. Youk is batting


He is on first and I spilled my beer.

Matt is back. I am conflicted. Because the love of my life is at first.

Youk stole second.



The inning is over. But I was watching youk. So I do not know what happened. Whatever. I am like… 50 feet from third base, so this works for me too.

The bulls ate scoring. Whatever. I think youk looked at me. I mean, it is prob bec I screamed “father my babies” during a moment of silence… But a look counts. Oh. Um. Hi, Matt.

Matsui. Bah.

I mean, I took his picture. He is scarier up close.


Matsui is too close to me, you guys…


Matt is great.
I am tipsy.
You know who else is great? Kevin Youkilis!


It is star wars day and dearth vader is here and I am not talking about matsui.

Whatever. Kevin Youkilis gruffed at me.

He is batting.


He struck out. I yell, it’s okay, baby. We can talk about it.

And he looks at me.

Maybe youk and I will hang out at the cheesecake factory after the game. Never can tell.
Matt says if I leave with youk, he is going to Vegas. What does that mean?

Btw-youk says he is feeling good. He has no comment about bobby v drama.

So. On the good camera- I have like three shots of matsui scratching his crotch. Just FYI. Looks like he picked up a little something extra last time in new york…


I am not even watching the game. This is ridic.


My photos do not make sense. My actual camera- takes better pics. Will show those tomorrow.




Youk struck out again.


My mother just sent me a text telling me not to get so tipsy that I flip over the rail. She reads my blog!

I have so many funny things to tell you all when I am sober.

There is a cow. See? Oh. I get it. The bulls. Oh.


The cow sign says- if you hit it- get a steak. Matt says youk deserves more than steak if he hits it. I agree.


I am happy. Recap later.


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  1. May 18, 2012 at 7:05 pm

    Ok-so you are alive even if not so WELL !

  2. May 18, 2012 at 7:20 pm

    Calm down-your going to hurt yourself.

  3. May 18, 2012 at 7:32 pm


  4. FireDannyAinge
    May 18, 2012 at 10:33 pm


  5. May 19, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    That’s ok, I was on the phone with my girlfriend, and Anderson Cooper was on TV. I don’t think I had her attention. I sympathize with your boyfriend.

  6. cybellekate
    May 19, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    YOU HAD A CHEESE SANDWICH WITH RYAN LAVARNWAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????????????

  7. May 20, 2012 at 4:57 pm

    glad to see youre alive!!!!!

  8. May 24, 2012 at 2:54 am

    So glad you got to see your boy, and that you experienced some minor league action. Star Wars nights are a blast, too, but it looked like you were way too distracted to take any of that in. That’s ok, as long as you had a great time!

  9. cybellekate
    May 24, 2012 at 6:24 pm

    Lauren, I feel like you’re on the million day DL…. Will you ever come back? Do we have to go through the whole season without you? THERE’S NO ONE TO CALL UP!!!!! 😦

  10. May 28, 2012 at 11:03 am

    I went to Norfolk to see him a week ago , but he didn’t play!

  11. May 31, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    Love your post. I know what you mean about not watching the game but your pictures are amazing!

  12. Steve Zeoli
    June 25, 2012 at 1:55 pm

    Lauren, I just wanted to check in to make sure you are okay. With the sad news that the Red Sox have traded Kevin Youkilis I have feared you may do something drastic. Like becoming a White Sox fan. Anyway, you have my condolences. I am truly disgusted by how the Red Sox mangled their relationship with Youk, truly the most admirable player they’ve had in ten years.

  13. cybellekate
    June 25, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    I was supposed to be at that game and I was not through no fault of my own and I missed Youk’s last game and can’t believe A) he’s gone, B) I was actually supposed to be there and wasn’t and C)as always, where are you????????? We will get through this!!! Maybe. I can’t believe he’s gone!!!

  14. June 26, 2012 at 3:37 am

    Uh-oh…with Youk traded, I can only imagine what you’re going through…. I expected a post or Tweet…but maybe you’re just getting yourself together.

  15. FireDannyAinge
    July 4, 2012 at 7:18 pm

    I see you have abandoned the Sox. Sadly all the bandwagon fans have jumped off the ship. I expected better of you Lauren.

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