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Robinson Cano, if you want a boyfriend, try Match.com, not Joe Fink.

NO one wants to talk to you. No one. No one except Scott Lauber, apparently.

“I’ve gotten a chance to talk to him and he’s a nice guy,” Cano said today from David Ortiz celebrity golf event in the Dominican Republic. “I’ve had a chance to meet him at the All-Star Game, and he always seemed cool in talking with everybody. There’s some guys that, you know what, the way they play the game, you say this guy’s not a nice person. But he’s a great person.”

I KNOW he’s a nice guy, Cano. Stop acting like you can even SPELL Youkilis.
And, sure, Robinson. I’m sure Youkie and Joba the Nut would hold hands and skip through the forest. If that forest lives in your brain with what is obviously crack, Robinson Cano.
Seriously, Robinson Cano. Why are you still talking? You have problems of your own.

David Ortiz, can you stop inviting people that annoy me to play golf?

And Kevin Youkilis? Can you quit with the puns? You are making the situation worse.
“The White Sox had pinstripes and nobody ever commented on that,” he tells NY Post.

EVERYONE commented on that. EVERYONE.

It’s really sad when the only one that offers you any amusement on your Friday is Scott Boras.

What a weird world it is today, Soxies.


Categories: Scary Red Sox Rants
  1. December 7, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    And if that weren’t enough…

    What are the odds that Mike Napoli becomes a big,fat flame-out in Boston?

  2. mhasegawa
    December 8, 2012 at 8:17 am

    I heard that Youk was taking to Tito in Cleveland so maybe he will go with the Indians. Better than the Yankees.

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