Puns, Youkie-poo and Soxsolutions
Hope your Christmas was Soxeriffic!
Let’s make that pre-September Soxeriffic.
Okay. How about this? “I hope your holidays were Pedro.”
I like that. That should be a thing. Like, how are you today? “Fantastic! I’m having a Pedro day.”
Well, the “Crap, the economy really Posada-ed my retirement fund” use of the word “Posada” IS catching on, right? Right? It needs to catch on soon, because no one will have heard of him this time next year.
Guys, in the new year, we really need to come up with good puns. Great puns. Catchy puns.
I can’t fight this battle alone, kiddies. I’m just one person, punny as I may be.
Speaking of battles…
I WILL FIGHT THE NEXT PERSON WHO TELLS ME TO TRADE KEVIN YOUKILIS.
Oops. Sorry. Wrong photo.
Bobby V. Tek. Theo. Tito. Benny C. CHANGES.
I’d like some stability, please, with a side of facial hair and kicking ass. Thanks.
Argue with me again, and I will fight you. It will look like this:
Speaking of things that make me angry…
In random, irrelevant-to-you news-
TooSoxy tour hits New England in TWO weeks! Yours truly is skipping through Providence, up the Cape, through Mass, into Portland. Hopefully, after said skipping excursion, I’ll have a better idea of what I’m going to do job-wise…
In the meantime- the New Year is swiftly approaching. And that means resolutions.
—Back to relevance—
Step into the mind of Bobby Valentine for a moment. Um.
What’s your Soxsolution for 2012?
Mine’s pretty simple.
What’s yours? Best one gets a nifty keen paint tribute prize with your name on it.
That’s a good one too.