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Puns, Youkie-poo and Soxsolutions

Hope your Christmas was Soxeriffic!

Let’s make that pre-September Soxeriffic.

No?

Okay. How about this? “I hope your holidays were Pedro.”

I like that. That should be a thing. Like, how are you today? “Fantastic! I’m having a Pedro day.”

No?

Well, the “Crap, the economy really Posada-ed my retirement fund” use of the word “Posada” IS catching on, right? Right? It needs to catch on soon, because no one will have heard of him this time next year.

Guys, in the new year, we really need to come up with good puns. Great puns. Catchy puns.

I can’t fight this battle alone, kiddies. I’m just one person, punny as I may be.

—–

Speaking of battles…

I WILL FIGHT THE NEXT PERSON WHO TELLS ME TO TRADE KEVIN YOUKILIS.

Oops. Sorry. Wrong photo.

It might not be the ideal time to trade Kevin Youkilis. But if this is going to be more than Bridge Year, Part Deux, it might turn out to be the only solution.

Bobby V. Tek. Theo. Tito. Benny C. CHANGES.

I’d like some stability, please, with a side of facial hair and kicking ass. Thanks.

Argue with me again, and I will fight you. It will look like this:

Speaking of things that make me angry…

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In random, irrelevant-to-you news-

TooSoxy tour hits New England in TWO weeks! Yours truly is skipping through Providence, up the Cape, through Mass, into Portland. Hopefully, after said skipping excursion, I’ll have a better idea of what I’m going to do job-wise…

In the meantime- the New Year is swiftly approaching. And that means resolutions.

—Back to relevance—

Step into the mind of Bobby Valentine for a moment. Um.

What’s your Soxsolution for 2012?

Mine’s pretty simple.

“Don’t Soxsplode.”

What’s yours? Best one gets a nifty keen paint tribute prize with your name on it.

Oh.

And…

“Avoid chicken.”

That’s a good one too.

Go.

~L

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  1. Hunter Golden
    December 27, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    Hey! It’s my Facebook photo! lol!

  2. FireDannyAinge
    December 27, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    Nothing short of a world series will appease me. I want justice for last year.

    I want to go to Fenway my usual ten times a year and have those games be wins.

    Last year was ……………………………….. sad. I got some good games (Jacoby walk off home run : Darnell throwing out the Blue Jay at the plate to end the game. Wakefields 200th win) etc…but I need winsssssssss ( multiple. say like 10-14 wins)

  3. December 28, 2011 at 10:33 am

    My Soxsolution is to watch games without yelling at the television and cursing out the umpires. I’ll break it after an inning or so!

    • December 28, 2011 at 10:37 am

      That’s good. Okay. You inspired me: “I will not throw napkin dispensers. And I will not get kicked out of bars.”

  4. December 28, 2011 at 4:10 pm

    I cannot…will not read an article that says “Ellsbury could become Yankee.” I can’t believe I just typed “Yankee.” Gah. I did it again. Must go wash my hands, now. Anyway…I’ll be right behind you in that fight, my friend. I still think Youk is integral to the Sox organization. so there. I’ll work on the puns.

  5. December 29, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    Photo mixup certainly understandable…

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