Maybe we could have TWO managers.

No really. Think about it. Between both of their wrinkles, Lamont and Valentine have like, 126 years or something. And the Red Sox have won more World Series in the past 126 than in the last 10. So, logically…

LOGICALLY, YOU NEED TO MAKE A DECISION ALREADY.

TODAY.

Thanks.

Love,

Lauren

PS- I’m still pro-Gene Lamont because he knows David Ortiz’ name. A name that will HOPEFULLY be relevant to the roster.

Right, Ben Cherington? Right?

And JOHN FARRELL! I don’t care what Toronto says. I hold out hope for YOU.

PPS- Just had a job interview for a job that sounds too important for me, but I think I kind of nailed it… the group of people that’s deciding (the group of important people. I wish I could say) will hopefully have a decision by the end of the year. Can everybody shoot me alllllll their good thoughts over the next month? All of them? I mean, it’s not like the Red Sox will even APPRECIATE your good thoughts. So THAT would be a waste…

Operation MOVE TO RALEIGH is contingent on this plan, people.