Wise words with a side of Salt- Saltalamacchia!
Hey, you guys! You guys! Salty says it’s time to move on! I’m sure YOUR quotes are the ones everyone will listen to, Salty.
I mean, it’s been four months, but thanks for that startling revelation, Salty.
And you think you can fill Tek’s shoes…
Salty. I don’t blame you for this ridiculous, horse-beating interview.
Media, I blame you.
Seriously. Beer and chicken was 2011. It’s January, guys. And we’re ready to ACTUALLY move on. And part of that? Is to STOP ASKING SALTY and other players about their dietary habits.
And Salty- stop answering questions about Soxsplosion!!!!
In other news, minor leaguer Aaron Cook was just signed by the Soxies.
He tried the starting game in Colorado last year and was unsuccessful. So, clearly, that’s who we sign.
He kind of sounds like the Rockies’ equivalent of Kyle Weiland.
Day, what is it, 5? On crutches? And it’s raining? Today’s episode will be called “Slip ‘n Slide.”