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Jorge Posada is a Cheap Trick.

Day four of crutches.

I think it’s starting to get to me.

Oh. Maybe that’s the Cheap Trick on repeat.

Girl’s gotta dance, people. Even if it’s only inside her head.

You know what sucks about not being able to walk? Watching other people walk.

And hearing people bragging ABOUT walking.

Then again, some people brag more than others, BOBBY VALENTINE.

“I did backflips,” said Bobby Valentine.

Wow, Bobby. Wow. A little insensitive, don’t you think?

Meanwhile, in the nation, talk’s up about the possibility of Ryan Madson wearing a “B.”

Madson, 31, is coming off the best season of his career. In his first full season as a closer, he went 4-2 with a 2.37 ERA and 32 saves for the Phillies.

I think I’d rather have Papelbon. But sure. Okay. Let’s take him from the Phillies.

Other people (Not just me!) are calling the Red Sox super boring this off-season

And the Rangers want to snake in on Hiroki Kuroda.
This offseason BLOWS.
Posada’s “retiring.” Sure. Okay. Let’s call it a “retirement.”
You know who should NOT be mentioned in the same headline as Jorge Posada? Jason Varitek.
So. Um. Could you guys do me a favor and rock out to this so I can dance vicariously through you? Thanks. Feel free to utilize props.
You are welcome.
PS- The TooSoxy tour takes on Philadelphia metro next week. If you have suggestions of places she should visit, ohnolauren@gmail.com!
  1. January 8, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    I have to say, Posada did a great job with his timing to retire. Have fun in Philly!

  2. FireDannyAinge
    January 8, 2012 at 10:50 pm

    You can’t visit the Eagles. They aren’t playing.lol
    I know Pitt is further away but nope, you can’t visit them either.


  3. January 9, 2012 at 9:55 am

    TooSoxy tour hitting up D.C. ?

    • January 9, 2012 at 9:59 am

      if a newspaper wants to hire me and pay for my flight!

  4. January 9, 2012 at 3:04 pm

    Philadelphia rolls out the red carpet for you, TooSoxy. Welcome any time.

    • January 9, 2012 at 5:05 pm

      i’ll be there wednesday! i’ll be mostly focused in de… know anything about wilmington?

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