The special relationship between A-Roid and Kobe
Kobe Bryant apparently has more free time than recent reports would have you believe.
When he’s not “conquesting,” he’s hitting the books.
Yes, really. You know all those experimental “procedures” A-roid is getting so his robotic body will keep a charge?
Kobe’s got his back, studying and researching his procedures. After all, he’s the guy who turned him on to the German facility… So, don’t worry your bloated little heads, skanks. Alex Rodriguez will back back and ready for more juice (maybe they’re installing a pump!) before you know it.
Oh, and Kobe’s more than beef, FYI. He’s a Yankees fan. I guess the Lakers jersey should have given it away…