Our manager can eat more pancakes than your manager, Yankees.
Brian Cashman’s (I guess) trying to start something with Bobby V to keep a rivalry relevant. I think we’re supposed to be all, “Sup, Cashman” in our Jets t-shirts and getting our snap on?
“Any time, anywhere. If he wants to challenge me at eating pancakes, he can,” Valentine told the Daily News with a laugh as he sipped an ice-cold bottle of Presidente beer (I like how they add this detail, don’t you, Soxies? I like how they have time to sip ice-cold beer bottles.) at David Ortiz’s charity dinner in the Dominican Republic on Friday night.
“Absolutely. That’s why I took this job,” said Valentine, who was introduced on Thursday as Terry Francona’s successor at Fenway Park. “Just to make it fair, I should rappel up as he rappels down. That’ll be an even race.”
Cute. Haha. Very funny. Laugh Out Loud.
Perhaps our focus, American media (Because this is your fault. Bobby V’s just being hilarious), should be on the fact that we have about a kazillion holes and no new signings.
And Brian Cashman, maybe, instead of bragging about your mad rappelling skills, you could be doing what Bobby V should be doing- filling holes. Because, see, it’s the players, not the managers- that keep this rivalry alive. The rivalry was never about YOU, see, it’s about your jackass team. So go fix your jackass team.
We see through your jackass pandering. You can’t distract us from the fact that BOTH of our teams bled out. You definitely can’t distract us with pancakes.
Is anyone else have a super crappy Monday?
I do like Bobby V. And I do like how he tells Brian Cashman to shove it. I just wish that, prior to the smack talk, he’d get me a new pitcher. That’s all.
Or… I don’t know…