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WHATEVER, Mike Maddux.

Rejected. Not used to this…

This Maddux guy has SOME nerve… We’re offering you THE WORLD, Mike Maddux. THE WORLD.

There are people out there who WANT good baseball jobs, Mike Maddux. There are people sending their resumes out obsessively who would just like to get a job off a mountain, Maddux. Because it’s cold in western North Carolina and cantankerous and people watch too much college basketball here. There are bloggers that write and write and write and write about the Red Sox and would give up their first born puppies (um. maybe) if they could actually HAVE a baseball career. People that just want a CHANCE at being the next Heidi Watney, Mike Maddux. Of meeting Kevin Youkilis and being his new best friend (and maybe more). You could make that happen, Mike Maddux. What POSSIBLE reason could you have to metaphorically slap our face, hmmm?

“My wife and two daughters are together in the same state for the first time in three years and words cannot describe my happiness,” Maddux said. “The game of baseball has many sacrifices but being apart from family is the toughest. I feel there is too much distance between the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex and Boston to see my family as much as I’d enjoy.

Oh. Um. That’s a good reason, I guess…

So Indians’ Sandy Alomar Jr. is the next contestant in the beauty pageant. I wonder what his talent will be?

Now that my top pick has fizzled away, we’ve got Sveum and Mackanin. Who’s your pick?


Oh. And the Royals stole Jonathan Sanchez. WHATEVER, Jonathan Sanchez. WHATEVER.

Hmmm. Too far, eh?

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  1. FireDannyAinge
    November 7, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    LMAO he sold us out because his family was in the same state. Every heard of re-scheduling or bringing the whore with you (Mother= whore not daughter)

    What a liar. Just say, NOT INTERESTED. Why lie? Loser

  2. FireDannyAinge
    November 7, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    And if Theo hired him we will know why.

  3. November 7, 2011 at 8:55 pm

    Well, one would believe that will take him off the Cubs listing as well. Maddux spent a cup of coffee here and pitched pretty well, has built a great rep as a pitching coach (MIL & TEX) and can take his time looking for a managerial opening closer to home (Astros maybe?). I’m sure it has nothing to do with the perception that Boston is currently a toxic wasteland where managers are used for horrific experimentation by an evil almost FrankenSteinbrenner-like ownership group (when you allow ‘unnamed team sources’ to destroy a stand-up baseball lifer like Tito Francona, that will happen).

    Besides, most of this list is still a bunch of nice guys who’ve never managed at the big league level. There’s a darkhorse to ne named later out there….


  4. FireDannyAinge
    November 7, 2011 at 8:57 pm

    I read about an hour ago he still had his meeting with Theo and would go to that.

  5. November 8, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    I must admit that he lands the gig with my Cubs. Sorry.


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