Papi is … SURPRISED the Sox haven’t shoveled money at him yet. There are smellier things to shovel, Papi.
Papi, I love you. I named my first-born puppy after you. Elliot-Mae-Precious-Ortiz wouldn’t be the same sheltie without you as a strong father figure.
You’re an amazing, record-setting DH. You are the spirit of the Sox, our knight with shining clapping. Our stalwart mascot. Our Gregg-eating, grand-slam smacking savior in the night.
But you are clueless.
I was expecting something would happen before, but so many things are going on. I know everybody has priorities, and to be honest with you, I thought I was one of them. I guess when it comes down to this situation, they would like to see what they’re going to hear out there because I’ve seen that happen before here with some other players. Players who have been here for a long time, they want to know what their value is in the market. Like I said, I’m not familiar with the situation.
Did you REEEEALLLLYYYY expect your jackass October comments to equal an immediate check?
Don’t get me wrong- I am 100 percent in support of keeping Ortiz. Anything else would greatly upset me. But REALLY, Ortiz? REALLY? You canNOT be so dense that you think your image is the same as pre-dumbass-comments-Ortiz. The Front Office has SOOOOOO much (self-induced) crap to shovel through that you’re not on their crap-o-meter today. After what you said in October, you can wait your turn. (yes. I finally read it. Damnit)
I have been eerily prolific today. I don’t like it.