Happy Halloween. May the spirits of epic failure haunt you no longer…
Instead of dressing up as headless Ted Williams, I decided to help us all. I am dressing up as a virgin sacrifice. Yes, that’s right. To the god of baseball.
Carlton Fisk will look favorably upon this offering.
And we can move past this horrible, horrible month.
You are welcome.
What I do, I do for all of you.
Off to be baseball god food! Have a happy Halloween! And… if you see any costumes of baseball relevance- shoot jpgs to email@example.com.