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Roger-Gate, 2011 CONTINUES

With YOUR daily injection of all things icky, I’m Too Soxy. I’m here live in cubicle hell reading a Google alert about how favorite pitcher-turned-JudasJuicer Roger Clemens wants MORE money from America.

Just when you thought it was safe to stop rolling your eyes… Just when you thought that, regardless of how screwed up the mistrial was… at least it would mean you wouldn’t have to hear about this shit. This irritating, irritating shit. Just when you thought it was safe to check your Google alerts-


And he’s expensive.

Clemens asked that Judge Reggie Walton order the government to pay for his legal fees and expenses incurred between June 25 and July 14, arguing the prosecutors wasted time and money to resolve the allegations.

That’s right, ladies and gents. Not only do we have to pay with eyeblood after we’re forced to watch this shit, we have to pay with tax dollars too.

“Only Mr. Clemens directly paid out of his personal funds to prepare for trial, resources now wasted through no fault of his own,” Clemens’ lawyers argued in a brief motion.

Do you think he paid for the juice out of his personal funds too?

AMERICA, ladies and gents. AMERICA.

Why should he get the $$$$$? Because of Biggie Smalls.

Again: America. Land of the brave.


  1. October 27, 2011 at 1:27 pm

    Google gives…Google takes. Roger just takes. And, he never fails to inspire loathing while doing so.

  2. FireDannyAinge
    October 27, 2011 at 7:28 pm

    He says he is innocent. His thinking is, I am not guilty and you are screwing me so you pay. An innocent person would feel this way. Of course Clemens is full of it, and guilty.

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