Hold the phone! We aren’t the worst!!!!
Look! Look! Look! Hurry! Click here before the bullpen gets another chicken delivery!
There! Didn’t that make you feel better? Unless your name is Kevin Costner.
We all need a good laugh…
If your name IS Kevin Costner, shoot me an e-mail at email@example.com. Your website is… um… very professional. And not at all… um… you know what? Just e-mail me and we’ll talk. I’m better at bullshitting over the phone.
Oh. The Cards won.