If you’re angry at Bud Selig and you know it, clap for the Tigers…
Okay. So, it’s a mouthful.
But. Bear with me.
I have no idea what’s going on in the world of baseball.
No idea. And I am still too bitter to care (maybe I’ll be ready to talk about it tomorrow).
But, here’s a quick public service announcement:
Go Brewers and Tigers, World Series 2011! Woooooo!
Why? Because Fox Network blacked me out of a game that one time and Bud Selig let the fricking Stankees lose on purpose.
AND I HATE FOX NETWORK AND BUD SELIG THIS WEEK.
Allow me to elaborate. Big teams=big money for Fox and and Selig. Little teams=little audience. Little audience=little money.
Little money=tears for Selig and Fox.
Tears for Selig and Fox=irrational amount of laughter for Lauren.
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<- see? It’s IRRATIONAL. And it has ALREADY started.
So, if you’re angry at Bud Selig and Fox and all the bastards making money off of this heartbreaking sport, clap your hands! For the Tigers and the Brewers. Because no one cares about them.
Join me, Soxies! Join me!
And THAT is your official TooSoxy endorsement for Tuesday.
Tomorrow, expect a rant. I’ve been working on what I fondly refer to as THE ANGRY BLOG for about a week. It’s coming. It’s fiery. And it’s so bitter it will melt your corneas into goo. GOO.
And, who needs an actual game? I like how Boston is the only team that manages to lose horribly and implode WHEN WE ARE NOT EVEN FRICKING PLAYING. More on this later. Oh yes. More on this later.
I am so full of hate.
NO ONE WILL BE SPARED!
Except for Kevin Youkilis. Who, no matter what ANYONE says, is completely, utterly and most profoundly (AS ALWAYS) blameless.