This is YOUR fault.
“Make it not be true!”
I just got the memo.
Something TERRIBLE has happened. I mean, this is “West Side Story”-esque drama, people.
I blame myself, really, I’ve been distracted. There was vacation. And since then… There’s been work. And work. And…
Sometimes, when life gets hectic, we forget what’s important.
AND THEN SOMEONE GETS HURT.
MY Kevin Youkilis is injured. MY KEVIN YOUKILIS IS INJURED. THIS IS SO GOING ON MY LIST.
Is this my fault? Is this YOUR fault? Is this Tito’s fault?
I will never forgive myself.
WHAT?! David Ortiz too? WHAT?!
WHAT DID YOU PEOPLE DO TO MY MENFOLK WHILE I WAS AT THE BEACH?????????
I… I… I can’t even talk to you right now.
I can’t even talk to you people right now.
Youkie, baby, it’ll be okay. There’s a place for us. Somewhere. A place for us. Peace and quiet and open air. Wait for us…
Someone tell me what the frick happened??????!!!!!!
Not you, Youkie. You just sit there. Sit there and DON’T MOVE. Here’s some neosporin.
This is YOUR fault, reader. YOUR fault. YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS!!!!! This would NEVER have happened if Pedro was still here.
PS- A-Gonz, I will get to you LATER.
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED?!
Retaliation. Yes. Retaliation. Yessssssssss
OHMYGOD This is because I went out with another guy last night. OHMYGOD.
Youkie, I… I…
I CAN EXPLAIN.