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Dear Cameron, Why couldn’t you do that in Boston? Love, Lauren

Florida LOVES Mike Cameron.

Cameron, who was acquired earlier this month from Boston, hit home runs in the eighth and ninth to drive in three runs and give Florida a 7-1 lead before Steve Cishek allowed four runs in ninth.

I’m glad he’s happy. You are happy, right, Cameron? You don’t hit homeruns when you’re unhappy. Maybe that’s JD Drew’s problem. He’s unhappy. Maybe he should watch cartoons or something before games. You know. And not crappy, squiggly lined confusing cartoons. Hilarious cartoons. Like Scooby Doo. And the Animaniacs.

~L

PS- Lackey’s talking. Agggggaaaainnnn.

“It’s one of the reasons I came here,” Lackey said of the Red Sox’ offensive potency. “Look at some of my years in Anaheim. It wasn’t exactly like that. As a pitcher, you’re OK with sitting over there for some extra-long half-innings to watch that and get a lot of run support. It’s fun to watch, for sure.”

I bet it’s EXTRA fun to watch when you load up the bases and allow 4 runs. One of the reasons you came here. Silly me, I thought it was the moolah. Hey- I’m not slamming him. Just making casual… casual observations… no pledge breakin’ here…

“I think we’ll be fine,” Lackey said. “We’ve got some guys with experience in October. I think, once you get there, some things just kind of turn on.”

Wow. Acknowledging suckage. Look at that.

No, really. Read between the lines. No blame. Only accolades for the “some guys.”

I call it an improvement.

1:35. Today. Let’s do this.

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