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What did Lackey do now? Oh, and Joe Maddon says crazy things.

I’m genuinely asking. I have no idea. I toooottttaallllyyyy missed the game Saturday. Totally and completely. And I see THIS link about Lacko (no?) “showing up” Tito?

What the frick?

HB gives us a clue in today’s Soxaholix

Oh, and apparently Bucky shared the crazy juice with Joe Maddon:

“My takeaway is that we can beat the Red Sox and they know it,” Maddon said. “My takeaway from the 1-0 loss to the Yankees (July 10) is that we can beat the Yankees, and they know it. We’re not going away. It’s just a temporary inconvenience right now.”

Really? That’s your takeaway from LOSING? Because that’s what you did, Joe. You lost. You lost to… JOHN LACKEY. And virtually all of our other pitchers yesterday. Oh, and JOHN LACKEY.

“That’s a tough loss,” Johnny Damon said.

Speaking of the idiot, there’s ANOTHER article out there saying JD could reach HOF.


That is all.



Just when you thought it was safe to take out your earplugs…

Just when you thought the tears had dried up…

Just when you thought the whining was over…


Damn it.

(It’s like this, only in a ballpark and not a chapel. Oh, and without the talent. You heard me. I said it. What are you going to do? Eject me? Hit me with a rock too?)


PS. No more Miller High Life. Seriously, people. NO MORE. They’re paying off Schmuck’s IRS bill. See?

Schmucks always fricking prosper. Right, David Price?

Well, we can’t keep players from selling their balls (hah). But we can keep people from drinking Miller High Life. Seriously. Bat it out of friends’ hands if you have to. But Miller High Life needs to know that America is tired of Schmucks being rewarded! Never surrender!

  1. July 18, 2011 at 3:55 pm

    If you’re going to make the Hall, don’t you have to have at some point been considered one of the best players in the league in a given year? Has Damon ever been the best player on his team?

  2. FireDannyAinge
    July 18, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    I meant to write something about those comments afterI heard them. Maddon is an idiot.lol

  1. July 18, 2011 at 9:23 pm
  2. October 26, 2011 at 11:48 am

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