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The Yankees do NOT need your charity, Tito.

As our shit-tastic journey back to mediocrity continues, the gap widens between us and New York…

Seriously, Tito. The Stankees do NOT need our charity.

2.5 games behind! 2.5!

But even with the Yankees treading the better of those paths, their window for opening a four, five-game lead is temporal. So it would behoove the Bombers to keep their foot on the pedal while Boston continues to falter on the road.

Yeah? Well do you know what would BEHOOVE me, Boston? Stop your damn faltering.

For once it wasn’t (totally) Lackey’s fault.

“He was great,” Dustin Pedroia [stats] said. “They have a great lineup. He threw the ball well, got deep into the game, and still had the pitch count down. He did great. It stinks that we couldn’t get it together for him.”

A Lackey who, despite rumors to the controversy, is NOT joining Dice in the Tommy John club.

Manager Terry Francona laughed off the notion — “Go get ’em, Lack, because you have six starts left and then you’ll have Tommy John,’ ” he said — and added the Sox wouldn’t continue to use him if he was injured.

That’s true. It’s Lackey, people. If he had a splinter, Theo (I do believe) would force a bench. If he had a paper cut, Theo (I do believe) would force a bench. I think, I really, really think, that with that high of an ERA, the DL would be treasured.

I’m doing my web rounds and DAMN IT I am tired of hearing about the Stankees.

So Youkilis, light of my heart, is NOT in the lineup today. But Tek is. So that’s the bee’s knees.

Now if Jon Lester can just show people why he’s our ace…

I don’t know. My thoughts are jumbled today and my eyes are rolling.

I just don’t want to get swept by a team that shares its name with a sandwich.

And, thanks to a bachelorette party, I don’t even get to watch the game…

So, um, could you cheer twice for me? Thanks.



PS- Check out this article– Cameron’s future… up in the air…

And this clip. It is great.

Today’s disorganization is brought to you by a busy as frick work day…

  1. FireDannyAinge
    June 30, 2011 at 9:20 pm

    We won:) but I am kind of mad at Dustin Pedroia. He refused to sign an autograph to that Worley kid yesterday and that was mean. Cuz it made the kid mad and he kicked our butts. Next time SIGN the autograph Dustin. You are not Youkilis you know. Be nice.

  2. June 30, 2011 at 11:37 pm

    I wish Kevin Youkilis would autograph my face. or my bra strap or something.

  3. July 1, 2011 at 10:12 am

    Apparently there is some “unwritten” law you don’t send balls over to the other locker room to be autographed until after the game, especially if you don’t know each other. TooSoxy’s request for an autograph speaks for itself. Nice job on Thursday, Red Sox. You’ll be fine. And thanks for not killing Cole with the line drive…

    • FireDannyAinge
      July 1, 2011 at 4:10 pm

      We won by default. We get no credit for that.No one on this team would have hit and another great pitching performance would have been wasted. Like two days ago’s game.

  4. FireDannyAinge
    July 1, 2011 at 4:11 pm

    So much for loyalty. Michale Ryder has gone to the Dallas stars. Oh well. Ex canadians. Ya know. (Lauren, Ryder is/was a Bruin)

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