I’m in the mood for a sandwich.
Good news, guys! The Phillies are number one! See?
And that’s GREAT news. Great, great, great.
Because we seem to only suck against sucky teams, of course.
Seriously. Look at the facts.
Yankees. How’d that broom feel?
Brewers. Would you like a side of cheese to your whine?
Padres- suck. Pirates- suck.
Therefore, mathematically, we’re going to take the sandwich series.
Why? Because they kick ass.
Don’t you wish other teams kicked ass?
Then we’d never lose again.
It’s called logic people, keep up.
I’m very smart.