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Miller you might be alright. Your name is a beer AND you don’t suck as a human.

“I know this: There were a lot of teams that tampered and tried to get him to do the opt-out, including the New York Yankees. A lot of teams wanted him to opt out on Wednesday. Because of his trust for the Red Sox and how much they’ve invested in him — not in terms of money but in terms of effort to just get his delivery back and be patient with him, he stayed. In some ways, they’re fortunate. Because I think he could have gotten twice as much money if he had left.”

Talking about Andrew Miller, rumored to be starting as early as Monday.

With Clay up for possible DL due to “back stiffness” (mm-hmmm, okay, Blister Boy, as you shall forever be known), might be good timing…

Okay, Andrew Miller. Okay. I am going to like you. But until I know Wake’s safe, I’m not going to like liking you. You dig?

See, Johnny Damon? It’s not always about the money.


Oh god. I just thought of something.

With David Price on my Joba List, TWO of my current least favorite players are in Tampa.

Currently (it changes on occasion), we’ve got:

1. David Price

2. Johnny Damon

3. Curtis Granderson

4. Joba- Who was moved down from number 1 because he got operated on and I was being nice.

5. Nick Swisher

6. Bobby Abreu

7. Jorge Posada

8. Matsui. Wherever you are.

9. Asdrubal Cabrera

10. Alex Rodriguez

And that’s just the top ten. I have them ranked through a bazillion. Or a bazillion and one or something.



  1. June 18, 2011 at 10:49 am

    What? A-Roid’s not number one?? He’s numbers 1-5 on my list. Joba the Hutt finishes out the top 10. And why isn’t Giambi-Juice on your top ten? C’mon…surely he’s worse than Matsui?

  1. July 14, 2011 at 10:31 pm

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