NO. Tim Wakefield should NOT be ‘bumped.’
Awesome. Okay. Andrew Miller. Hmmm.
“Apart from an eight-appearance stint in the pen during his pro debut in A-ball in 2006, Miller hasn’t worked as a reliever.”
That’s okay. I’m sure he’ll be swell.
“As much progress as Miller has made recently, the right move now is to stick him in the rotation.”
Sure. Okay. Wait…
“It wouldn’t be a big surprise if he’s the choice to start when the Red Sox face the Brewers on Sunday.”
But what about Wakefield? Hmmm? What about Wakefield?
It’s not just me. Wakefield is amazing. He drinks from a private fountain of youth in his locker. He shares sometimes with Jason Varitek, but the water fountain only responds to his hand print. That’s why John Lackey keeps getting older. Wakefield is amazing. New York even thinks so. See?
Please, Theo? Please?
Just keep him until his skin falls off?
I hear that’s what wrinkles do to you.
I wouldn’t know.