I almost had fried pickle chips. And we won another hockey game.
What a great day to be a television.
The Republican Debate AND the Stanley Cup?
And then you’ve got the Stanley Cup!
In honor of the Republican debate, I have decided to link to FOX News’ coverage of the Bruins Thomas-tacular victory over that evil Maxim Lapierre.
I like how Vancouver can score like, A point.
I mean, their victories are brutal, but 1-0.
Our victories are brutal, but like 5-2. And 4-0. And. You know.
And how awesome was it to see firsthand than Horton wasn’t dead?
But Bruins, it was a tough road to get to you. A town council public hearing that was supposed to last until 7 was still going on at 8:30. Met coworker at a bar at 9:15. Coworker made me leave and go to another bar at 9:30 because of poor service.
They have FRIED PICKLES, I said.
They have HOCKEY, I said.
So, we go to bar number two, the Portofino, that bar I ALWAYS go to.
And he wants to talk.
We talk… sigh… feelings and shit.
I HATE talking about feelings.
There are no feelings in hockey!
But I could squint and pull one of those I’m-totally-looking-at-you-but-past-you-at-the-game numbers.
Did the Yankees lose? They were losing at bar 1.
But seriously. A council meeting. And a fake, “special” council meeting. Until like 9:30. On a hockey night.
I do not understand this place and its customs.
You know who I hate? Maxim Lapierre.
I didn’t even miss baseball today.