NINE. And. Um. John Lackey. Um. Can have some credit.
Let’s analyze this, shall we?
The only team that comes close?
Atlanta with SIX.
Remember those days where we would grimace as we approached .500 because we knew it would all go to hell?
Let’s compare that. Phillies are… .606.
“It’s great, man. Pretty much everyone is locked in right now,’ said David Ortiz, who has four home runs and an astronomical 13 RBIs in the first six games of the current road trip. “We went through some struggles at the beginning of the season but we’ve got good hitters, guys who are capable of figuring it out. That’s what’s going on right now.”
So. Papi. On your off day. Could you give Tim Thomas a call?
And yeah, go Heat.
But can I be totally honest for a sec?
I don’t care about any of that today.
I ONLY care about…