Bruins lose. Sox win (barely). Lackey’s back. God help us all.
I don’t want to talk about the Bruins losing.
I don’t want to talk about what almost happened with the Sox yesterday.
And I DO NOT want to talk about the strong possibility of horrid happenings today (JOHN LACKEY).
My family is in town and we are going to watch the Heat game tonight.
I haven’t watched a basketball game since I stopped seeing obsessive, wolf fingered (it’s a fan thing, OKAY?) NC-State fan, so there’s a possibility of PTSD. You know, the guy who said (after so many state games. SO MANY), it’s okay, Lauren, I’ll make it up to you during baseball season, and then forced me to break up with him. THAT GUY. I’m okay.
Any tips? It’s my family, so I have to pretend to fit in.
How does one play a convincing basketball fan? I have a Heat shirt. Maybe I’ll blend?