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Guys-guys-guys! For the next few minutes at least… we’re tied for FIRST in the ALE! FIRST! And we have 27 wins to the Yankees’ (as of 3:29 p.m. est) 26!!!!!!! Quick! Somebody take a screen shot!

Would it be politically insensitive of me to make a white man small pox joke? Probably, so I’ll refrain. But there was some mad Indian stomping with highlights too numerous to list during the work day.

A THREE RUN homer by Salty. Stellar defense by Lester. 14 runs to their 2. 20 hits to their 7. Sutton has 3 hits. David Ortiz. Doing what Papi does.

Score. Score. Score. Plus 11.

It was a lovely, lovely day to be a fan of the hottest team in baseball.

Soooooooo… instead of pointless analysis, let’s pump up our egos further, shall we? My southernism experiment went so well… let’s do it again. But, instead of talking about how Bard poo-pooed on our parade, let’s pep it up. Like, why Jon Lester, I do declare, you done delivah-ed a sermon on the mound.

Cleveland fans, feel free to participate.

Don’t know what a southernism is? Click here.

Or ask Sports Attitudes.

Because he did pretty well in the last challenge.
And… if you have some spare time… root on a Toronto miracle… .5, people. .5!


  1. May 25, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    small pox is nowhere even close to what the red sox unleashed on us today…ouch.

    but for the record… we still have a better record than you. i refuse to panic. Panic! who’s panicking!?!?! I wouldn’t Panick! I’m from Cleveland we don’t Panic!

  2. FireDannyAinge
    May 25, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    A better record in May. Are you planning the parade ahead of time like you did in 07?

  3. May 26, 2011 at 7:58 am

    I forgot the game was on, and it was already 7-0 before I got my MLB At Bat app cranked up. I thought I was hallucinating. But the carnage just kept going. It was great fun. Kind of reminded me of the 2007 series finale game.

  4. May 26, 2011 at 8:11 am

    Why Mr. Carl Demonte Crawford, I do declare you done carved that cover off that dang ball so very hard you done gave all the belles watchin’ you the vapors!

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