Things I hate.
In no particular order, the things I hate today:
As vegetarians… we thought you were safe. Then you started appearing on vegetables. Now we live in fear of you.
Slugs. I stepped on one of you barefoot once and I have never been the same.
I cannot even look at a picture of pimiento cheese without gagging. Oh, ew. Blech.
Hamsters. See, I had a pair of hamsters once. And they ate each other. ALIVE. Terrible creatures.
See, Shark Week is one of my favorite things in the whole world. So shark finning sucks.