Josh Beckett, please, with a side of awesome.
It’s what we ordered and Tito says, “coming right up.”
Here’s hoping our boys have had their cheesesteaks!
That side of awesome could come with a double dose of Gonz sauce.
After last night, it’s no wonder he’s got the full Youkie-Bear endorsement:
“This is a player we signed here for a reason, brought over here for a reason, and it’s fun to sit back and watch,” said teammate Kevin Youkilis. “I get a great look on deck. He’s one hell of a player. It’s definitely a lot of fun just to watch him hit the ball to left field, to right field, have good at-bats. He’s a special player, and he’s definitely showing why the Red Sox were so adamant in getting him.”
Hear that, Crawface? Your turn next, buddy.
As for the haters (and they alllwwwwaaaaayyyyssss come out on a Sox-Stankees weekend), you can go Posada yourself.
See you tonight, Soxies.
PS- random plug. Moving into the new condo this weekend. If you’re in North Carolina (or can teleport) and have a truck, I don’t want to brag… but I have a 12 pack (wow, 12, really? that’s what you’re thinking) of Keystone. And it’s not just any Keystone. It’s Keystone Light. See, I’d ask K-Youk and Gonz to help me carry couches, but they’re busy carrying the team. <- boo-yah.
Dear Josh Beckett,
Oh, if you’re going to have one of your anger meltdowns, could you do it after the 6th? Thanks baby. You’re a rock star. And you better e 2007 you because if 2010 you hits the mound I’m going to write you the nastiest of letters.
See, it would be neat if, after tonight, I could write a retraction of this headline. And say something like, with Josh Beckett on the plate, awesome’s the main course. You know. Something witty like that.