How about them Stankees, eh?
Why today was glorious:
Because MY boyfriend homered off of my arch-pitching nemesis.
That’s right. Joba the Hut.
Joba let-me-see-how-many-rocks-I-can-nail-at-Kevin-Youkilis Chamberlain.
See, Joba? That’s what a rock feels like. Go Posada yourself.
What do you call a ten-man roster in pinstripes?
Now that you’ve had a game’s worth of inspiration, I’m hoping you can get some better Stankee jokes in the comment section. Chop-chop!
FDA, you should be ASHAMED. I thought you were punnier than this.
So… that was your excuse in 2007. How about the kabillion times you slammed Youk after that, hmm?