An off-day. Time to prioritize, people. This means YOU.
Okay. Lightbulb jokes: check.
The winner? Clearly SportsAttitudes.
“Just one. Derek Jeter. Since he can’t get on base anymore Yanks hoping he’d be electrocuted so they have “act of god” reason and not upset fan base for taking him out voluntarily…look to the base of the bulb socket to do that instead.”
Congrats, SA, enjoy your virtual cookie. I imagine it looks a lot like this, except in your imagination:
With just over 24 hours go go, we’ve still got a lot of work to do in the puns, department, dearies.
So, let’s brainstorm: Yankee puns.
There are several different joke categories we haven’t touched-
The I like my Yankees like I like my _(noun)_, _______ <- witty pun phrase in the “I like my women like I like my coffee” variety. I think this is where you could really excel, Shawn.
And there are so many names to rhyme. Let’s work on punny nicknames for Jorge Posada, shall we? Get on it, Dmitri. And Bickleyhouse. Derek Jeter. That one should be easy! You too, thepaulw. Get with it. And Alex Rodriguez- take it away, SportsAttitudes.
If we all work together, we can come up with an arsenal! You’ll see! And you commenters I didn’t name- come up with something fabulous, okay? Move people!
Eeek! We forgot Knock Knock jokes! So much to do!
Hurry, people! We’re running out of time!!!!