A knucklefalter. Sigh.
You know what will make us all feel better?
Now that we’re calm…
WHAT. THE. HELL?!!!!
Wake. Baby. What’s going on? You’re the knuckleballer. Not the knucklebalker. Or the knucklefaller. Or the knucklefalter… or the knuckle… you get the picture. (You do get the picture, right?)
And Joe West, ladies and gentlemen. You may recall me ranting about this jackass last year.
Lovely. I love how we’re supposed to take Joe West seriously when… basically… he has flat out said he’s anti-Sox. See? Here’s where he calls us pathetic. Oh, and a “disgrace to baseball.”
Remember that? Bet the Yankees do.
People I am not mad at: JD Drew. Gonz. And Tito (who hates Joe West as much as I do).
And Wakey-poo: I am not mad. I am just disappointed.
I do not know what to say to you people.
There. Be at peace. I have to get back to work.