What does it all mean?!
While pondering questions of the universe, ie: why is Bobby Jenks allowed to pitch? What exactly is jello, anyway? And is Pluto a planet, really?- I think I solved one.
See, we lost last night, so we can win in the playoffs.
Let me explain.
You know that lovely habit we used to have- of winning all the time against the Angels until it was actually important?
Yeah. So… we’re not going to repeat that.
Weak argument, hmm?
Kind of like the weak extra innings I woke up to…
And Bobby Jenks’ arm “cramped up.”
I think he googles himself. Don’t you?
Speaking of Bobbies, what the frick, Bobby Abreu? Haven’t I told you that you fill me with negativity and teeth grinding irritation?
More to come.