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Dare to dream?

Can it be that the clapping and chanting of “I believe in Dice-K,” “I believe in Dice-K…”

Can it be that they worked?

That dreams really do come true?

Because… um… we’re approaching the top of the 6th and… he’s… um… kicking ass? Dice-K. Dice-K is kicking ass. Like… um… really…

I don’t… I don’t know how…

I mean, I live in a world of constants. It’s how I, we, humans achieve balance. The sky is up. The grass is on the ground. The sky is blue. Dice-K is broken.

But… if Dice-K isn’t broken…

What… how… why…

What other constants are skewed? Where is the sky today? Does this mean Nicholas Cage CAN act? Oh. My. God.

Up is down… down is up…


with… um… Dice-K?

Does this… does this mean John Lackey doesn’t suck?

Am I over-analyzing because I’m sleep deprived, at work, and can only catch game day updates?

Oh, universe, you confuzzle me. Thanks.

I don’t know about you, but I’m willing to ride the insanity…


PS- Dice-K… I am… considering… opening my heart to you. My heart has been broken before….

PSS- Seriously. I’m not actually drunk. I am at work. So, “Drunken Live Blogging” is kind of a lie.

PSSS- A lot can happen in three innings. I’m terrified it’s all going to be ripped away, like how god ripped away this guy’s cheeseburger over the weekend.

1 p.m. – Who else is fricking stunned that THEY had a pitcher change before we did?

I’m walking on sunshine. Literally. I can’t figure out which way is up. How am I supposed to concentrate on work now?

I want to watch this. I really do. But I’ve been hurt before. I don’t know if I’m strong enough. Fortunately, I have a meeting in fifteen minutes. World, universe? Will you still be here when I get back?

The walls themselves do tremble…

Until my meeting lets out…

Dmitri, since I know you’re watching, can you make sure they don’t screw this up? Thanks. Thanks…


1:55 p.m. 9-1. 9-1. I… I… I don’t know what to say. And… Crawford… he… god help us, he… hit something? The diary… it… worked… (have you seen it yet? you should)

I get back from my meeting to… good news?

And the pitcher that messed up the shut out was… not Dice-K? It was Wakefield?

I’m going to need time. Serious time to process this. These are powerful, unpredictable forces…

1:57 p.m. We… won? We… won. We won!

It’s a Patriots Day miracle!

  1. Dmitri Old
    April 18, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    The stunned shock has permeated across the vast Ocean of Atlantis to the old town of Londinium.


  2. Dmitri Old
    April 18, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    Carl Crawford has hit a double, and got an RBI.

    There are subtle, unseen forces at work. (And I am at work, so only got Gameday – don’t want to get fired).

  3. April 18, 2011 at 2:15 pm

    Thanks for holding down the fort! You did such a great job!

  4. April 18, 2011 at 4:20 pm

    Happy Patriots Day to Red Sox Nation!

  5. FireDannyAinge
    April 18, 2011 at 10:48 pm

    I spent the day at work with my phone next to me and my boss two feet away following the play by play of a not 4g phone. I know the feeling. WIll be watching at 12 am

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