Caveman, aren’t you extinct?
Apparently, we hurt little Johnny’s feelings again.
“(Ending the curse) was big,” Damon told the Boston Herald. “I loved every minute of my time in Boston, but how things went down at the end definitely left sour feelings, and that’s why I can’t really embrace that.”
When the Rays leave Boston, will he shut up?
Dear John Lackey,
Could you nail him in his ego?
It’s big enough that even you should hit the strike zone.
Seriously, we need some Johnny Damon jokes and we need them fast.
(I know what you’re thinking! But no, unbelievably, that’s actually James Van Der Beek. NOT Johnny Damon. Eery, right?)
Now back to your regularly scheduled pep talk…
ADDENDUM: Tonight’s match up has been POSTPONED due to inclement weather in Boston. Which is great. Because maybe, just maybe… by the time we do attack… er… face Damon again, someone (JOHN LACKEY, JOHN LACKEY, JOHN LACKEY) will have his act together… or someone else (TITO) will have a different solution. This also (cue the cheering) gets Johnny Damon out of Boston sooner than anticipated.
ADDENDUM: 6 p.m.: It’s okay guys! It’s all going to be okay. Because Charlie Sheen said so! See? What would you say to peeps trying to bring us down, Tiger’s Blood?
“I’d tell everybody to shut up, that they’ll bounce back. It’s a long season and there’s a ton of talent there and a really bitchin’ hitter’s park they play in. Relax.”
It’s all going to be okay!