‘Making it fun’
“Oh, I get booed,” Johnny Damon said. “They absolutely despise me. I just have to say, ‘You’re welcome for ’04. You’re welcome for making it fun over there again.'”
What a fun quote. You know what else is a fun quote? This one from May of 05.
“There’s no way I can go play for the Yankees, but I know they are going to come after me hard,” Damon said. “It’s definitely not the most important thing to go out there for the top dollar, which the Yankees are going to offer me. It’s not what I need.”
Dice-K, if you could do something to knock the smirk off the caveman-that-was, I’d bake you cookies. Wouldn’t that MAKE IT FUN?
Careful on the turf, Johnny. I hear it hates you.
Addendum: So… there’s going to be a new Mrs. Tek.
I mean, in the grand scheme of things, I always knew I was holding out to be Mrs. Youkilis. So I’m not sure why this makes me sad. I mean… it’s not like I can have both of them, right? Um.
But… Jason, darling, she dated NICK SWISHER. NICK SWISHER, Jason.
And her name is Catherine Panagiotopoulos. That’s NEVER going to fit on the Jumbo-tron.
It’s okay, guys. I’m going to be fine.
I just need a minute.
And maybe Kevin Youkilis.
Do you think I -could- have both of them?