10 strike outs, baby!
Beckster’s best outing since 2009! AND we got to see Joba (Lauren’s least favorite pitcher of all time because of that time he hit the love of her life with a rock. NO ONE HITS K-YOUK WITH ROCKS) cry tears of failure. And we almost (not quite, thankfully the Gonz is okay) got to see a fight! It had drama. It had suspense. And it had old-school JOSH BECKETT.
There is only one explanation for what happened at Fenway tonight.
He’s backkkkkkkkkk, soxies, and he’s on a mission. A day savin’ mission.
Eat it, stanksters.
PS- Varitek. Yay.