Drew Carey, prepare to get Soxed
The land of Drew Carey.
The place with those annoying handkerchief things.
The Buckeye capitol of America
Y- Wait… Those things are delicious…
The last time Josh Beckett did battle here it was game 5 of the American League Championship, 2007.
No pressure, Beckster, but if you could channel four years ago, that would be swell. You know? Pull a John Wayne?
Hmmm. That’s not very politically correct, is it? Scratch that.
I could do what other sports bloggers do. I could analyze Beckett’s issues (is it just me or did it all go downhill when he started with the rocket scientist?), talk Crawford woes, start the discussion of whether Salty’s got what it takes to fill Tek’s glove, talk about full season implications.
Or, I could do what I do and find another appropriate Youtube video to create a virtual pep rally to refresh your battered, battered hopes and dreams.
Addendum, 12:51 p.m.
In all the … um … excitement, I forgot to pay attention to who ELSE got swept this weekend:
See? Not ALLLLL sweeps are horrible. Some sweeps are hilarious. How’s that turf treating you, Johnny?