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A Youktastic Wednesday. But Youktastic means something different, see…

I don’t even want to go to work, you guys.

I think my coworkers are jackassy enough to make me a sympathy card.

Youktastic- The new word for ultimate, shoddy, heartbreaking betrayal with a side of suck that can best be expressed by the cult classic, Bloodhound Gang.

I didn’t mean that. That was harsh.

Yeah. I think I meant both of those.

I’m going to go eat ice cream for breakfast.

L

PS- signs your boyfriend is starting to get it:

“Well, at least you got to see him one more time before he, you know.”

Me- “Died?”

“Yeah.”

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  1. December 12, 2012 at 10:34 am | #1

    Can’t wait for the “Fuck Youk” T-shirts at Fenway. You know it’s going to happen.

  2. cybellekate
    December 12, 2012 at 7:59 pm | #2

    It IS 12.12.12. SOMETHING earth shattering had to happen. I mean, at least we’re all still alive. Right? I mean, that’s good. Isn’t it??

  3. December 12, 2012 at 8:37 pm | #3

    Lauren, you’re not the first one to get burned. Many times we give ourselves to someone, only to find out later who they really are, that we, our team, meant nothing to them. It’s a sucky part of life…
    Very cool if you guys could meet us for a game. We’ll be seeing a Bulls game then a Mudcats game (in Zebulon??!!) later that day. I’ll hammer out the details once the trip is finalized.
    Now go have a beer or two…
    –Mike

  4. cybellekate
    February 14, 2013 at 4:14 pm | #4

    Don’t make us suffer through another season without you…….????!!!!!! >:-(

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