Would you like some Salt with your comeback tour?
With just months to go before the amazing Red Sox Comeback Tour 2012, our very own Saltalamacchia did the sensible thing- and accepted money to stay another year.
2.5 million will buy a lot of Salt. Hopefully, 140 games worth.
See, I like Salty. I mean, he’s no Tek… but I like you, Jarrod. You have a fun name. You surprise us with some kickass (and timely, A-Gonz. TIMELY) homeruns. And you have succccchhhhhh a fun name.
“This year, I feel a little more like I can say a few things, kind of express myself,” Saltalamacchia said. “I know the AL East a little bit more than I did in the past and I feel a little better in that sense.”
Express yourself, sure. Just don’t Schilling yourself, kid. I think Salty is the bee’s knees. And I am not alone.
Happy Salty Day, guys.
It must be nice to get $2.5 million after a year of $750k. It must be nice to make $750k. It must be nice to make $750. Or. Um. Like seven. People with money must be so happy.
~L
The sodium content of this post exceeds generally accepted recommendations. But of course, salt makes everything taste better…so screw those.
I like him but I don’t love him.
I am a die hard Braves fan, and I was alwasy sad when we traded Salty to Texas. Come to think of it the Braves have always made bad trades 2 Texas. We gave up Elvis Andrews and Feliz all for Big Tex, who is now a Yankee. You think Texas will get Prince?