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Pedro’s back! Wait-
WRONG PEDRO, people.
Pedro Ciriaco (cool name aside), signed to a minor deal with the Sox today. Jeb must be shaking his fist at the sky…
I’m sure this is a good move…
Ciriaco has good speed and defensive ability, but he can’t hit at all…
Oh.

Spindly little guy, isn’t he?
Oh, Pedro. I’m sure you’re great. Really. I just wish you were, well…

~L
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I almost didn’t recognize Pedro Martinez there without his Mets uniform. LOL. If you weren’t awake yet, that surely did the job! (I’m a spindly fella myself so this gives me hope)
–Jeff