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Hold the phone! We aren’t the worst!!!!
Look! Look! Look! Hurry! Click here before the bullpen gets another chicken delivery!
There! Didn’t that make you feel better? Unless your name is Kevin Costner.
PS- Hah. Kevin Costner has a hilarious website. I haven’t laughed this hard since I found another hysterical website…
We all need a good laugh…
If your name IS Kevin Costner, shoot me an e-mail at ohnolauren@gmail.com. Your website is… um… very professional. And not at all… um… you know what? Just e-mail me and we’ll talk. I’m better at bullshitting over the phone.
Okay. Thanks.
~L
Oh. The Cards won.
Yep.
We care.
Categories: Sox hilarity
Hey Hey, Ms. Soxy…
When I Saw This Article (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-redsox-ortiz) You Were THE First Person I Thought Of.
Hope You Enjoy It.
It is too late Ortiz. You have changed your mind and ran your mouth and now we don’t want you back.
Ummm…yeah…Costner’s site is something else. And Damon’s? Hmmm, just what is he asking us to focus on there? Classy. I read the article Youjivin linked to and Ortiz sounds an awful lot like a boyfriend caught cheating. “No, no. Red Sox. Baby. It wasn’t like that. Yankees here is my cousin. That’s right. Just my cousin.
– Kristen