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This is YOUR fault.

“Make it not be true!”

“Stay with me. Don’t leave me…Hold me…Tighter.”

I just got the memo.

Something TERRIBLE has happened. I mean, this is “West Side Story”-esque drama, people.

I blame myself, really, I’ve been distracted. There was vacation. And since then… There’s been work. And work. And…

Sometimes, when life gets hectic, we forget what’s important.

AND THEN SOMEONE GETS HURT.

“Hopefully we can get him back and get him back feeling where he can be Youkilis. After the game [on Wednesday], it was becoming kind of obvious to everybody that he needed to get checked.’’

KEVIN YOUKILIS.

MY Kevin Youkilis is injured. MY KEVIN YOUKILIS IS INJURED. THIS IS SO GOING ON MY LIST.

Is this my fault? Is this YOUR fault? Is this Tito’s fault?

I will never forgive myself.

WHAT?! David Ortiz too? WHAT?!

WHAT DID YOU PEOPLE DO TO MY MENFOLK WHILE I WAS AT THE BEACH?????????

Ortiz has missed the last three games and it appears unlikely he will play in this series, if not the entire eight-game road trip.

I… I… I can’t even talk to you right now.

I’m just…

I…

I…

I can’t even talk to you people right now.

Youkie, baby, it’ll be okay. There’s a place for us. Somewhere. A place for us. Peace and quiet and open air. Wait for us…

DAMNIT.

Someone tell me what the frick happened??????!!!!!!
Not you, Youkie. You just sit there. Sit there and DON’T MOVE. Here’s some neosporin.

This is YOUR fault, reader. YOUR fault. YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS!!!!! This would NEVER have happened if Pedro was still here.

~L

PS- A-Gonz, I will get to you LATER.

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED?!

Retaliation. Yes. Retaliation. Yessssssssss

OHMYGOD This is because I went out with another guy last night. OHMYGOD.

Youkie, I… I…

I CAN EXPLAIN.

  1. August 19, 2011 at 1:34 pm | #1

    I apologize, it’s all my fault. On the lighter side, though, we get to see Ryan Lavarnway. But it kinda sucks still.

  2. August 19, 2011 at 1:40 pm | #2

    Ryan Lavarnway????? Bah. He is NO Kevin Youkilis. All is lost.

    • August 19, 2011 at 3:36 pm | #3

      Of course not, but he’s an exciting prospect

  3. August 19, 2011 at 1:50 pm | #4

    Here is what I suspect happened. While you were on vacation, Youkie knew. He could feel your lack of presence and spirit. Where’s my wife, he kept thinking. Why is she not watching me? It upset him. Because he’s the clingy type…he needs you around always. I must do something extraordinary, he thought. 2 grand slams in 1 game. Nay, 3. Then she’ll start watching me again. So he pushed himself too hard, and alas, got injured. It’s nobody’s fault, really. These things happen when two people are in love.

  4. August 19, 2011 at 2:17 pm | #5

    Grace, I think you are the only one who gets me. In the world.

    • August 19, 2011 at 7:57 pm | #6

      Well yes, you do remember me telling you that Papelbon is my Red Sox husband, right? Us Sox wives are just on the same wavelength :)

  5. August 19, 2011 at 4:03 pm | #7

    Hell, we thought you were in seclusion because you knew already. Our bad. (I did like Grace’s explanation of events…wasn’t what I saw come across the AP wire initially but clearly what took place)

  6. August 19, 2011 at 4:21 pm | #8

    I just assumed he was part of your vacation, and his stint on the DL was the end result. ;-)

  7. FireDannyAinge
    August 19, 2011 at 9:54 pm | #9

    Your are back!! Bout time.

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