The John Lackey Pledge. Second Draft.
After much soul searching, I have redrafted the John Lackey Pledge.
Following an inning of stress, suckage and general irritation, I have decided the first John Lackey Pledge doesn’t cut it. No.
But we did win. And it was satisfying. The win. NOT you, John Lackey.
So. Several drafts later, I have decided upon the following document to address the accusation of cruelty on my part toward a certain slackjawed pitcher.
Don’t worry. I’m legit. I had a witness.
Until tomorrow- be well!