What did Lackey do now? Oh, and Joe Maddon says crazy things.
I’m genuinely asking. I have no idea. I toooottttaallllyyyy missed the game Saturday. Totally and completely. And I see THIS link about Lacko (no?) “showing up” Tito?
What the frick?
HB gives us a clue in today’s Soxaholix…
Oh, and apparently Bucky shared the crazy juice with Joe Maddon:
“My takeaway is that we can beat the Red Sox and they know it,” Maddon said. “My takeaway from the 1-0 loss to the Yankees (July 10) is that we can beat the Yankees, and they know it. We’re not going away. It’s just a temporary inconvenience right now.”
Really? That’s your takeaway from LOSING? Because that’s what you did, Joe. You lost. You lost to… JOHN LACKEY. And virtually all of our other pitchers yesterday. Oh, and JOHN LACKEY.
“That’s a tough loss,” Johnny Damon said.
Speaking of the idiot, there’s ANOTHER article out there saying JD could reach HOF.
That is all.
Just when you thought it was safe to take out your earplugs…
Just when you thought the tears had dried up…
Just when you thought the whining was over…
PS. No more Miller High Life. Seriously, people. NO MORE. They’re paying off Schmuck’s IRS bill. See?
Schmucks always fricking prosper. Right, David Price?
Well, we can’t keep players from selling their balls (hah). But we can keep people from drinking Miller High Life. Seriously. Bat it out of friends’ hands if you have to. But Miller High Life needs to know that America is tired of Schmucks being rewarded! Never surrender!