What is wrong with the fricking mound?
Seriously! Can a mound architect (come on, there’s got to be one) inspect the mound at Fenway? Perhaps a dirt engineer? Seriously! Beckett too?
What part of JOHN LACKEY on the DL does the universe not understand?
NOT Clay Buchholz. NOT Jon Lester. NOTFORTHELOVEOFFISK Josh Beckett!!!!!!!!! JOHN FRICKING LACKEY!
AND a fight? That brought KEVIN YOUKILIS from the sidelines??????? I don’t know what Gregg said, but I’m going to find out. Birds are ridiculous.
This is the worst game we kicked ass in EVER!
For a real play-by-play, check out THIS site. I just caught bits and pieces. You know. Work coma. This and this have me occupied for the foreseeable future. I love my job. But it really conflicts with my baseball time.
It is the bottom of the 8th. 10-3. We’ve got this. But. You know. Stuff happens. Don’t let it, k?