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I’m in the mood for a sandwich.

Good news, guys! The Phillies are number one! See?

And that’s GREAT news. Great, great, great.

Because we seem to only suck against sucky teams, of course.

Seriously. Look at the facts.

Yankees. How’d that broom feel?

Brewers. Would you like a side of cheese to your whine?

Padres… um.

Pirates… um.

Padres- suck. Pirates- suck.

Therefore, mathematically, we’re going to take the sandwich series.

Why? Because they kick ass.

Don’t you wish other teams kicked ass?

Then we’d never lose again.

It’s called logic people, keep up.

I’m very smart.

~L

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  1. June 27, 2011 at 7:34 pm | #1

    seems like perfectly reasonable logic to me!

  2. FireDannyAinge
    June 27, 2011 at 8:47 pm | #2

    It all makes sense to me. I wrote this would happen the other day. Love those Sox.

  3. June 28, 2011 at 6:23 am | #3

    That seems the way our team is going. I have faith they’ll take two of three. If we take the first two games, I might change my mind. See ya, my good and friendly friend.

  4. June 29, 2011 at 10:43 pm | #4

    hi

  1. June 28, 2011 at 11:39 am | #1

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