Miller you might be alright. Your name is a beer AND you don’t suck as a human.
Talking about Andrew Miller, rumored to be starting as early as Monday.
With Clay up for possible DL due to “back stiffness” (mm-hmmm, okay, Blister Boy, as you shall forever be known), might be good timing…
Okay, Andrew Miller. Okay. I am going to like you. But until I know Wake’s safe, I’m not going to like liking you. You dig?
See, Johnny Damon? It’s not always about the money.
~L
Oh god. I just thought of something.
With David Price on my Joba List, TWO of my current least favorite players are in Tampa.
Currently (it changes on occasion), we’ve got:
1. David Price
2. Johnny Damon
3. Curtis Granderson
4. Joba- Who was moved down from number 1 because he got operated on and I was being nice.
5. Nick Swisher
6. Bobby Abreu
7. Jorge Posada
8. Matsui. Wherever you are.
9. Asdrubal Cabrera
10. Alex Rodriguez
And that’s just the top ten. I have them ranked through a bazillion. Or a bazillion and one or something.

What? A-Roid’s not number one?? He’s numbers 1-5 on my list. Joba the Hutt finishes out the top 10. And why isn’t Giambi-Juice on your top ten? C’mon…surely he’s worse than Matsui?