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How many Yankees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Categories: Sox hilarity
Boston Red Sox, Lightbulb jokes, New York Yankees, Rivalry
“It doesn’t matter. If none of the current Yankees can, they’ll just hire someone at double the market rate.”
“20. The same number of World Series Boston needs to match us!” -Yankees fan
“If the Yankees had the proper system like us in the South, they would not get their hands dirty and have one of the slaves do it. Oh! You’re asking about the BASEBALL Yankees!?”
“The real question isn’t how many Yankees it takes, but how many are fired by Steinbrenner before it’s screwed in?”
“It would have taken only one but right before Jeter was finished, A-Rod slapped the bulb out of his hands.”
Just one. Derek Jeter. Since he can’t get on base anymore Yanks hoping he’d be electrocuted so they have “act of god” reason and not upset fan base for taking him out voluntarily…look to the base of the bulb socket to do that instead.
However many the Steinbrenners are willing to fire and re-hire untill someone does it the way he wants it to be done.
Sports Attitude wins and not just cuz I like him and he isn’t a Pirates fan (hahaha)
How many Yankees does it take to screw in a lightbulb. All of them. One brain between the whole lot.