Bono wants you to win Tuesday.
It’s going to be like this. Except, instead of a wedding… (wait for it) it’s going to be a funeral! (waiting for the LOLs)
And people say working 16 hour days makes me unfunny…
I am HILARIOUS.
Do it for AMERICA, soxies. Because tomorrow (um, today?) is not just about Boston. It’s about Montana. And other sad states and cities without baseball teams. Like Pittsburgh (hah, any minute now, those LOLs. Any minute now).
And should we win the day, the 10th of May will no longer be known just as a Boston holiday, but as the day when the United States declared in one voice:
“We will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We’re going to live on!
We’re going to survive!”
I’ll have you know it’s Confederate Memorial Day. And I know that because wikipedia says so. Ohmygod, did you know it’s BONO’s birthday? Do it for Bono, guys! Do it for Bono!
Wow. And, on this date in 1893, the Supreme Court ruled that the tomato is a vegetable and not a fruit.
PS- Thank you, Crawford. I will not call you Crawful again for at least a week.
Bono is a Pirate fan. It says so in Wikipedia…oh wait, not anymore…never mind.