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Kevin Youkilis didn’t call me back because he was busy scoring runs.

After an irrationally stressful game, we proved we can hit…

It feels good to call K-Youk my MVP and not be using my I-am-irreconcilably-in-love-with-the-man brand of bias.

Gonz was okay too.

Dice-K? You stress me out, dear.

And our new Iglesias sprite? Not bad.

All in all, my feelings can best be expressed through the semi-animatronic classic, “Babe.”

“Babe Pig in the City” was better.

~L

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  1. Jeb
    May 8, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    Lauren, I’m awarding you one million cool points for mentioning “Babe”. Seriously. One of my all time favorites.

    I disagree that “Babe: Pig in the City” was better. It’s really damn good (in its own off-kilter way) but nothing trumps the original!

    In more important news, did you see the Pirates are now at .500? In May? This hasn’t happened in six years! I should have started that Pirates blog! I’ve not made a mistake this big since I sold my Netflix stock when it hit $35 a share.

  2. FireDannyAinge
    May 8, 2011 at 9:23 pm

    Dear Lauren,

    Youkilis gets paid to hit.

    Love FDA

    • May 8, 2011 at 9:49 pm

      Yeah? Well, Lackey’s paid to pitch.

  3. May 9, 2011 at 8:23 am

    Um…I think all the Red Sox get paid, don’t they? Jeb – not too late to get on that Pirates bandwagon and fire up a blog. If they dump salary again this summer you’ll have plenty to write about!

  4. Jeb
    May 9, 2011 at 10:59 am

    That would be my luck. If I start a blog, the odds of a nine game losing streak increase to 87%. I’m looking forward to the deal at the trade deadline where they trade the entire starting lineup for two minor leaguers and a sandwich from Primanti Bros.

  5. May 9, 2011 at 12:22 pm

    But, Jeb- more people read your blog when you’re losing. Really. I get 200+ hits a day when we’re losing. Half, if that, when we win.
    It’s an interesting pattern.

  6. May 9, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    Jeb – you could always show pictures of the sandwiches. I’ve seen those bad boys on food channels and they absolutely rule.

  7. Jeb
    May 9, 2011 at 4:39 pm

    Lauren, I’m not sure if your traffic patterns would be applicable to my situation. You pull for Red Sox Nation so you will attract despondent fans and cocky haters. A solid portion of the population probably believes Pittsburgh is triple-A. Are people going to waste their time to go to a blog on the Pirates to say “PITTSBURGH SUCKS!” after another loss? It’s a waste of time and they’re not telling me anything I didn’t already know.

  8. May 9, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    i would totally write “pittsburgh sucks” all over your blog. i’d do that for you.
    you know, ’cause i’m a good friend. :)

  9. FireDannyAinge
    May 9, 2011 at 9:03 pm

    We would never say the Pirates suck. We don’t play them. We have to play a team to hate them.

  10. May 9, 2011 at 9:31 pm

    For Jeb, we could make an exception.

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